The whole Bush White House has been so thoroughly evil and so completely illogical that I've been unable to settle on an explanation for it. One theory is that Americans have done something really bad (slavery? Genocide of Native Americans?) and therefore Bush is the retribution we deserve. Another theory(more popular) is that the election was stolen, the people were hoodwinked and we innocent Americans were lied to.
However, I think there is actually a more logical explanation and one that fits nicely into the right wing Christian world view. Bush, Ashcroft, Condi, Cheney, Rove, and possibly that guy Scooter are members of a secret cult that worships Satan.
For all non-Christians in my audience (basically my whole audience), I'll point out a few of Satan's outstanding attributes.
1. He lies (nuff said)
2. He hates life (and probably loves unnecessary wars)
3. He doesn't like families or children (and tax cuts, spending cuts, deficits, and environmental damage can best be explained as the policies of people who hate children)
4. He does like rich people (especially when they oppress poor people)
So, my theory is that Bush Junior bats for team 666. Until a better theory comes along, I'm sticking to it.
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I hate to fuel your
conspiracy theory but
Bush's fraternity Skull & Bones
bears a demonstrable similarity to
the theosophically inspired fin du siecle secret societies that led to Nazi Germany. If you read up on Skull & Bones at wikipedia you will find
that Skull & Bones and the occultism practiced by Hitler et. al. share a common ancestor in nineteenth century occultism. Bush's lip service to Born Again christianity hides the fact that members of Skull & Bones are born again into the society via a ritual involving entering and then exiting a coffin. The trappings of Skull & Bones are distinctly satanic and anti-life.
To wit, the insignia of S&B makes use of the same elements as the SS Totenkopf. . .
Leaving aside for a moment the actual veracity of the deities worshipped by Nazi and Yale occultists the whole thing is a bit spooky.
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