Things I Saw at 24 Hour Fitness Last Night

1. A man working out for like 45 minutes with a towel in his mouth the whole time.

2. The world's loudest French girls--I could hear them over the punk rock on my ipod.

3. A man who picked up a piece of dirty paper off the floor, spit on it, and then wiped down a machine with it.

4. A girl with "Bling Bling" written on the rear end of her sweat pants