Sunday, July 16, 2006

On learning to live with evil....

I was remarking to a friend the other day that I haven't felt mad about G.W. in like months. Coincidentally I haven't blogged in months. This is obviously a hate-fueled enterprise...

For anyone who hopes to emulate my apathy, I thought I'd offer a few quick pointers:

1. Fill up your time with your own personal concerns. Change jobs! Fall in love! Forget that the rest of the world exists.

2. Suspend judgment. Instead of thinking that somebody did something wrong when, for example, the middle east explodes into violence, observe from a distance as if there were no human beings involved.

3. Buy a video game system.

4. Don't be hard on yourself. If the American in cheif can ignore reality, you can too!